Saturday, August 1, 2009

Hiring a dream

Dreams are lined up against a wall
All in order from short to tall.
A dreamer writes their age and weight
Favourite food and birthday date.
Checks the reflexes to see if their quick
Plays word association to see what they pick.
Gives them an eye test and a heart ultrasound
To make sure their ticker properly pounds.
Place of birth, occupation?
Favourite mode of transportation?
Red or blue?
1 or 2?
Special skills, have you any?
"Oh yes sir, I have plenty!
I can juggle, I can skate,
On my head I balance crates.
I can whistle, I can move"
Jazz or tap?
"To both i groove. I know all my ABC's
Not to mention 123's.
Fluent in Italian, I can make a penny spin,"
That's quite enough. Now onto jobs,
What kind experience have you got?
"Once i was an astronaut, another,
a robot made of pots. A doctor with a PHD
A vet to help take care of flees.
President of the USA
Miss Brazil, for just one day.
Magician,
Musician,
An electrician.
Once i wanted to sail the world,
Generate millions, love a girl.
Climb a tree, hop a fence,
start a fire, set up a tent.
Catch a fish as big as the sea
Ride a bike, learn to ski.
Make my daddy proud of me.
I've been a dream for many folks
But now your dream I'd like to coax.
I'd like to be home to your wishes
Of being a doctor or catching some fishes.
So, have i got it? Do i get the part?"
Yes Mr.Dream.
On Monday, you start.








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